December 2009
txtsfrmlstnght:
(717): just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
txtsfrmlstnght:
(315): My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
txtsfrmlstnght:
(415): And then he asked the cop “shall i shut off the lady gaga?” as he was being frisked.
Love is old, love is new
Love is all, love is you
– The beatles (via sab-rina) (via quote-book)
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands →
indierawk:
Pretty accurate, you’ll vom vom vom.
Via Marky.
how deep is too deep?
for you michelle, because i know how you feel...
fmylife:
Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spend the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to “play with the toy it came with.” FML
i am never spending the day after christmas at a...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(732): i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right